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From today's Age

Wish they'd do this at my local

Give me a free beer, you imbecile!

June 19, 2009 - 11:12AM

A Spanish bar is encouraging clients to insult its staff and offering free drinks for original or hilarious abuse.

"When you come in after work, you can say swear at them and call them bastard or imbecile," said client Antonio Ossa, who told state news agency EFE the promotion by the "Casa Pocho" bar in the southern town of Cullera near Valencia seemed like a good idea to him.

Polish-born bar owner Bernard Mariusz said he thought people needed somewhere to release their frustrations at a time of economic crisis, employing the Spanish language's rich store of earthy obscenities.

"That way they won't let it out on their family," he said.

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Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough

wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and

your father smelt of elderberries!

Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

S: No!! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

make mine a coopers thanks Nude!

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Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough

wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and

your father smelt of elderberries!

Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?

S: No!! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

make mine a coopers thanks Nude!

That was good enough for a pint Andy:popcorn

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Sounds like a great idea. Should be a condition though that common four letter words are not allowed. Otherwise it would just degenerate into a string of f**k, s**t and c**t words, which is what you will hear in any Australian pub on a Friday evening anyway.

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From the Merovingian: I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.

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