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Very dissapointed in Treasurer Peter Costello's in not giving members of the dba forum a plasma screen :blink:

cheers laurie

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Very dissapointed in Treasurer Peter Costello's in not giving members of the dba forum a plasma screen  :blink:

cheers laurie

What?!?! I think you'll find he's giving plenty of members plasma screens - well, a tax-cut to the equivalent value!

OK - I won't mention any names, high-end audio fans, but we know who you are... :ph34r:

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the tax cuts don't happen until 2006 as well. 

Why plasma anyway... CRT is better in just about evey aspect except size anyway.  You are all victims of marketing :-).

Because plasma is more expensive! (Previously I'd simply say "because Plasma is a ripoff", but they're finally descending from the stratosphere/cloud-cuckoo-land)

And, btw, the "audiophiles" will be saving at least $2,162 in the 05/06 FY supposedly...

(then $4,502 in 06/07, when real HD plasmas will presumably exist).

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Santa,

yes your right, 2x4m back porch is too small. Might go ok in the bike room for a computrainer, VGA, so nothing is lost on a 480 line display.

How do they expect us pensioners to keep up with technology?

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And, btw, the "audiophiles" will be saving at least $2,162 in the 05/06 FY supposedly...

(then $4,502 in 06/07, when real HD plasmas will presumably exist).

BUT WAIT there's more.....

I'm thinking of naming my next racehorse "Goodbyesuper Sir Charge"! :blink:

KTF

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Best is no tax deduction on plastic surgery

Does anyone know why one could claim cosmetic plastic surgery as a tax deduction in the first place? :blink:

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Best is no tax deduction on plastic surgery 

Does anyone know why one could claim cosmetic plastic surgery as a tax deduction in the first place?  :P

My modelling career wouldn't have gone anywhere without it. :ph34r: :blink:

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...what no plasmas??

Talk about a Feral Budget!!!

OK - he's the Feral Treasurer, but that doesn't mean he can hand out plasmas to just anybody ... its not even enough to be a fully fledged member of the Aspirational Classes - you have to have at least beaten this month's sales targets (without over-taxing your black Audi TT), if not made good use of the law degree you bought with the equity from your parents' third investment property to qualify for a free third plasma! :P

OK, so what about the (as the Shock Jocks would say) "so-called poor"?

...More BB bread & circuses, and they'll be eating out of the palm of Howard's hand faster than you can say "Tampa on the horizon at 9/11!"... :P:blink:

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wasnt his excuse that he ran out of petrol and was just popping down to baghdad to get his gerry can filled?

Look ... despite the current Vice President's massive profits from the war (which fill more than a jerry can), I dont quite see where James Madison's Vice President comes into things?!?! :blink:

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If you are talking about little dubya (aka mini dubya) must have been a gerry-mander can then.

I hear you can still get them in qld if you look hard enough.

Or you could buy online from Florida via eBay...

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who was that dude walking around Iraq with wads of cash falling out of his guccis and a barishnikov over his shoulder ?     bet he got one    :blink:

What the hell was he doing with a former male lead of the Bolshoi ballet hanging over his shoulder. Surely Mikhael would have tried to get away, unless someone was pointing a Kalashnikov at him. :P

JB

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who was that dude walking around Iraq with wads of cash falling out of his guccis and a barishnikov over his shoulder ?     bet he got one    :blink:

What the hell was he doing with a former male lead of the Bolshoi ballet hanging over his shoulder. Surely Mikhael would have tried to get away, unless someone was pointing a Kalashnikov at him. :P

JB

lol thats what id like to know

(oops)

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For any medical expenses over a certain amount (I think $2000-) you can claim a 20% rebate.

This system didn't rule out plastic surgery, so I know a few girls who got boob jobs for ten grand and got a significant amount back. They actually made a point of doing a few things done (eye surgery etc) in the same financial year seeing as how they were over the threshold.

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Plasmas... your behind the times.... its LCDs these daze

Bloody hell ok make it what you want :blink: and add a BMW oh wait no better still lets make it a pushbike :P

cheers laurie

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Little Johnny promised me and 3 of my friends plasmas if we voted for him instead of Sneaky Pete in the next Morgan Gallop poll.

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