SmolenskMan Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 I am from Smolensk, we have lots of colours over there. I like yellow. What do you like?
gusangora Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Very clever! You like yellow but it is not an option on your poll. Where's me pink? And why have females and gay men been allowed to steal pink from heterosexual men? I love the colour pink but can't admit it to anyone, else they wrongly assume that I am gay! Should I move to Smolensk? I have heard that they don't have such prejudice over there.
SmolenskMan Posted November 9, 2005 Author Posted November 9, 2005 In Smolensk, we can not even spell heterosexual or know what it means. Although we know how to copy and paste. Everybody likes yellow, that is why it's not an option. Pink? Isn't that a girl's colour? I give you permission to move to Smolensk. It has lots of houses and stuff.
Spearmint Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 For me there is only one COLOUR! So where is this place called Smolensk, is it at the end of the sewer pipe or somewhere else?
Santa1503559644 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Smolensk is a little town on the Snowy River.... BTW: Just seen the new Ribena ad ... to quote: Purple is the new black!!!
Spearmint Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smolensk <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks for that, the reason I asked the question is so far all people who hail from that part of the world and post on this forum tend to part with a fair amount of the proverbial cr@p IMO
riley454 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Everybody likes yellow, that is why it's not an option. Pink? Isn't that a girl's colour? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Where's me pink? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've spent most of my teenage/adult life looking for pink! Now that I finally found a pink that i like, I'm looking for a good divorce lawyer
riley454 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 I like orange. So nerrr! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pity its not an option so your vote is irrelevant
Stevob Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Pity its not an option so your vote is irrelevant <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I did vote "yes" ya know.
Santa1503559644 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Thanks for that, the reason I asked the question is so far all people who hail from that part of the world and post on this forum tend to part with a fair amount of the proverbial cr@p IMO <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're indiscriminatingly tarring all the good buggers of Smolensk with the same toilet brush! Just remember that the pot in Smolensk is so black, some people mistake it for tar heroine! :ph34r: TT4N! ______________________ To understand this post, it must firstly be tar -xvf'd...
gusangora Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 SmolenskMan = Santa ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, believe so. Also have a sneeking suspicion that Santa is in the Australian Army?
betty boop Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Yes, believe so.Also have a sneeking suspicion that Santa is in the Australian Army? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> John Howards army ? hehehe now that would be funny !
mello yello Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Ive been asked by The Smolensk Tourist Authority.... ( in Smolensk EVERYBODY is an authority on something)...... to help you understand the fabric...the fibre...the essence of.......... The Feral Republic of Smolensk (trumpet fanfare)..... I hope these FAQs help you to understand Smolensk.. Firstly... Where is Smolensk? ...just follow the arrows.. http://rkkaww2.armchairgeneral.com/maps/19...3reg_Aug_43.jpg What is the quickest shortest route to Smolensk from Greensboro....and what form of transport is the best? http://www.main.nc.us/nctws/world02.jpg What do you do when you get there? Does Smolensk have any internationally renown restaurants? Yes http://www.lekar.ru/Images/smolensk.jpg Does Smolensk have any interesting people? This is the only known picture of Santa in existence and we have it under armed guard at the Smolensk Museum of Reindeers and other Unidentified Flying Objects.....Santa is the one sitting down behind the reindeer... http://www.uta.fi/~lomimih/images/smolensk.jpg Are there any areas of Smolensk specially set aside for black soccer players against a yellow background? Yes there is... http://www.mdres.com/AtlasCatalog/AtlasRus...SmolenskMed.gif Do Smolenskians enjoy sport? They cant all wait to write home about it (notice Smolensks national sporting colour.....pink lycra ) http://www.srichinmoyraces.org/su/countrie...sults2004/first Will Smolensk ever host a Formula 1 Grand Prix? Seating plans for the Smolensk street circuit have been on show for some time now.....but there has been very very stiff opposition because the closest grandstand seat is actuallyabout 4 klms from the racetrack..so unfortunaltly...no http://www.napoleon-online.de/Smolensk1812_Kaussler.jpg Any questions?
Stevob Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Thanks Mello, I now have tears streaming down my face, and a puddle on the floor below me. ps. How long have you been working on that for?
mello yello Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Thanks Mello, I now have tears streaming down my face, and a puddle on the floor below me. ps. How long have you been working on that for? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> he he he thanks Steve... ahh about an hour...Im babysitting and listening out for number 2 girl crying and the puters near her cot.....so Ive got a bit of time...
Stevob Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 he he he thanks Steve...ahh about an hour...Im babysitting and listening out for number 2 girl crying and the puters near her cot.....so Ive got a bit of time... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah yeah, I appreciate that situation. My number 2 girl (4yrs old) now goes to sleep at 7:30, thanks to the super nanny. Number 1 girl (nearly 8) asleep by 9.
mello yello Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Ah yeah, I appreciate that situation. My number 2 girl (4yrs old) now goes to sleep at 7:30, thanks to the super nanny. Number 1 girl (nearly 8) asleep by 9. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> God bless em
Santa1503559644 Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 SmolenskMan = Santa ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's a definite no! {And I'd be a man from Smolensk ... not SmolenskMan, anyway!} (Sorry to the dude behind SM, but he aint got Santa's class! ) But hey, aren't I alamo-ahab whatsit, anyway ... I'm you!
Santa1503559644 Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Yes, believe so.Also have a sneeking suspicion that Santa is in the Australian Army? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cannot confirm or deny past or present connections to any armed services... local or foreign... :ph34r: _________________________________ DISCLAIMER: However, I can confess to never having trained with any terrorist organisations, thank you very much! All past foreign powers involvement has been with allies of this country!
mello yello Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Cannot confirm or deny past or present connections to any armed services... local or foreign... :ph34r: _________________________________ DISCLAIMER: However, I can confess to never having trained with any terrorist organisations, thank you very much! All past foreign powers involvement has been with allies of this country! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> As long as your not planning to slide down a rope suspended from a black Apache attack helicopter in the middle of the night with balaclava and boot polish on your face to deliver your presents this year I dont care. :ph34r: Dont forget the bike!!!!!
riley454 Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 As long as your not planning to slide down a rope suspended from a black Apache attack helicopter in the middle of the night with balaclava and boot polish on your face to deliver your presents this year I dont care. :ph34r: Dont forget the bike!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahhh Mello You continue to bring sunshine to my otherwise showery week
Santa1503559644 Posted November 11, 2005 Posted November 11, 2005 Actually, btw, regarding the Services ... for those Perthites who are interested, the Defence Airshow is on at RAAF Pearce next weekend. See you there! :ph34r:
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