Mr.Bitey Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 I dont know about everyone else, im soo sick of hearing and reading about Intelligent Design.. This is obviously nothing new given the universe is quite old yet it seems several times a day, some wanker is talking about ID (including me now) like its the greatest thing since sliced-bread.. Are we all mindless idiots caught up in the newest paradigm that is in itself a wankword. Does anyone really understand it? - can it explain why monster cables are so expensive - have they been 'intelligently designed'!? Bitey
djOS Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 So if you are sick of hearing it, why are you starting a new Topic and Poll? It stands to reason that as a result of this action you are gonna hear alot more about! PS. Not to mention the existance "other" ID poll/topic which is masssive!
Mr.Bitey Posted November 18, 2005 Author Posted November 18, 2005 I really am sick of hearing about it, so I wanted to see if everyone else was too. You can never have too many off-topic polls! I did put a line in there about monster cables, so it is still semi-on-topic Its friday, im bored, ive had too many bevvies at lunch and thaught better of starting another cheese poll! so we have ID instead. Cheers, Bitey
riley454 Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Problem solved! Let's not talk about it anymore
geoffcb1503559619 Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Problem solved! Let's not talk about it anymore <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ok
Stevob Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 ____________________________________________________
gclark8 Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Which came first: intelligent design or god (and was there an egg)? Q1. God Q2. The chicken. The Bible says God created chickens, not eggs. On the other hand, Noah took a lot of eggs on to his boat.
riley454 Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Q1. GodQ2. The chicken. The Bible says God created chickens, not eggs. On the other hand, Noah took a lot of eggs on to his boat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sheesh, no wonder you're a tri-athlete! You couldn't decide on which was the best so you do them all
mello yello Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 You only have to look at Cheese to know there is maybe something to this Intelligent Design idea........ I mean did Darwin have a theory on the Evolution of Cheese?...no Science has told us we have an Ozone Layer, a Van Allen Belt, a Milky Way and that the Earth actually has a crust...but did they mention anything about the Cheese Layer?.....not a peep In Area 52 when they found the widdle aliens wiff the big bug eyes and the pointy noses did they tell us that they were actually an advanced species of Rat who had crashed on Earth looking for Cheese?.........what and cause a world panic? .....no way. Science has failed us :ph34r:
mello yello Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Q1. GodQ2. The chicken. The Bible says God created chickens, not eggs. On the other hand, Noah took a lot of eggs on to his boat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Noah also took a lot of cheese
djOS Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 I tried to talk to the Aliens but they didn't make any sense, I told them to STFU but they just kept on going - eventually I took matters into my own hands and made myself an Aluminium Hat - the voices are quiet now. na nana naha na nah.
Stevob Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Noah also took a lot of cheese <{POST_SNAPBACK}> musta liked omelettes
mello yello Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 musta liked omelettes <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did the Poos mum pack him some cheese for the bus?
Santa1503559644 Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 This may be too complex, so skip if you can't keep up. 1st Book of CucurbitChapter 1 Verse 1 In the beginning, there was purple. And Smol The Unbalanced saw that it was good. And verily did Smol create Amok in His image. But lo, Amok pined for a companion. Lest Amok be let runneth over, Smol did verily fashion such a partner as would please all and sunder. Thus Lenska was woven from the very fabric of Amok's earlobe. And Amok with Lenska did begat Sporran. And, yea, Sporran begat Sherrin, the Evil Seed. Lo, verily did Sherrin call forth the Evil Hordes of Deetsheeteq. ...and thus was first polluted the Original & Unsullen world of Creation. Any Questions? Feel free to attend an enlightening sermon, with free snacks & nibbles (cheese & wine) this weekend, aviation commitments permitting.
mello yello Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 This may be too complex, so skip if you can't keep up....and thus was first polluted the Original & Unsullen world of Creation. Any Questions? Feel free to attend an enlightening sermon, with free snacks & nibbles (cheese & wine) this weekend, aviation commitments permitting. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So you saying Lenska was a mole?
Santa1503559644 Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 So you saying Lenska was a mole? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah - snot on, snot on! Moles weren't created until the umpteenth hour of the 5th day...
mello yello Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Nah - snot on, snot on!Moles weren't created until the umpteenth hour of the 5th day... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 5 days without a mole?...not a very Intelligent Designer......you put a lot of blokes together for five days and no mole and yaaaaaa gunnna get trouuuuuble (jewish accent).....Ya think we moved ta Florida for the weather?........watta putz....
Stevob Posted November 18, 2005 Posted November 18, 2005 Did the Poos mum pack him some cheese for the bus? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, there was cheese, along with tomato, capsicum & various spices. However, she told the Poo that he had to supply his own oil.
riley454 Posted November 19, 2005 Posted November 19, 2005 Yes, there was cheese, along with tomato, capsicum & various spices. However, she told the Poo that he had to supply his own oil. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> stevo you on the wrong thread!
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