riley454 Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 OK, the last time this was mentioned was in a thread that was abolished for other seditious reasons(i think) There are many issues that members have for and against the current government, and we all think we have the right recipe for a better country. How about we put them all together and see what policies we can come up with that will enlighten and entertain our electorate
mello yello Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 you mean like this one? Take a pinch of white man Wrap him up in black skin Add a touch of blue blood And a little bitty bit of red indian boy Oh like a curly latin kinkies Oh lordy, lordy, mixed with yellow chinkees, yeah You know you lump it all together And you got a recipe for a get along scene Oh what a beautiful dream If it could only come true, you know, you know What we need is a great big melting pot Big enough enough enough to take The world and all it’s got And keep it stirring for A hundred years or more And turn out coffee coloured people by the score Rabbis and the friars Vishnus and the gurus We got the beatles or the sun god Well it really doesn’t matter What religion you choose And be thankful little mrs. graceful You know that livin’ could be tasteful We should all get together in a lovin machine I think I’ll call up the queen It’ s only fair that she knows, you know, you know What we need is a great big melting pot Big enough enough enough to take The world and all it’s got And keep it stirring for A hundred years or more And turn out coffee coloured people by the score Coffee coloured people Coffee coloured people Coffee coloured people by the score peace
riley454 Posted November 22, 2005 Author Posted November 22, 2005 Didn't expect it to be taken that seriously
riley454 Posted November 22, 2005 Author Posted November 22, 2005 Sorry dude....couldnt help it <{POST_SNAPBACK}> HAHA JK Mate. How about cheese and a cab-sav at the polling booths for those who can prove they have voted DBA?
mello yello Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 HAHA JK Mate. How about cheese and a cab-sav at the polling booths for those who can prove they have voted DBA? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you mean like this guy? http://www.colby.edu/republicans/humor/humor6.jpg "Let em eat cheese " Marie Antionette
riley454 Posted November 22, 2005 Author Posted November 22, 2005 you mean like this guy?http://www.colby.edu/republicans/humor/humor6.jpg "Let em eat cheese " Marie Antionette <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You keep coming up with the goods Old Chum
mello yello Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 You keep coming up with the goods Old Chum <{POST_SNAPBACK}> niters
HDSTC Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 OK, the last time this was mentioned was in a thread that was abolished for other seditious reasons(i think)There are many issues that members have for and against the current government, and we all think we have the right recipe for a better country. How about we put them all together and see what policies we can come up with that will enlighten and entertain our electorate <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think by the year 2007 no child should be living without a plasma, surround sound or cheese
ray888 Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Thanks for adding, HDSTC. For a while I thought this was a private conversation between riley454 and mello yello.
gclark8 Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 I think by the year 2007 no child should be living without a plasma, surround sound or cheese <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or Santa or Purple.
HDSTC Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 Or Santa or Purple. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Prior to taking up her next Job after she gets the arse from Immigration , Amanda V should be forced to prove she can go the distance. I propose she be stripped naked given a live Eel and forced to whip Tony Abbott while humming the Lords Prayer, if she can last more than 20 lashes without passing out or getting the stich she then moves on to round two of the selection process, ( egg and spoon race )
Aloysius Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Didn't expect it to be taken that seriously <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Clearly you haven't been taken seriously Riles! Not that the old vin rouge and fromage aren't serious in their own right. A quick recommendation for savouring: a nice lump of reblochon from Savoie avec a run of the mill red Cote du Rhone to complement a lighthearted political discourse with Mello, Santa, DO, and a whole host of ABC Current affairs minded folks. Have an extraordinarily lovely day!
HDSTC Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 OK, the last time this was mentioned was in a thread that was abolished for other seditious reasons(i think)There are many issues that members have for and against the current government, and we all think we have the right recipe for a better country. How about we put them all together and see what policies we can come up with that will enlighten and entertain our electorate <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about this policy its called Work Experience , it works like this, prior to any political appointments the candidate works in the field for a month. Health Minister works in a Hospital Immigration Minister floats around the East Timor sea in a leaky boat then some time in detention Treasurer lives on $500 a week with 3 kids Social services Min on the Dole in rented accomadation Education Min in a school The Communications Minister in an outback town Industrial Relations Minister in a Factory with no OHS, cooling or heating , all for the minimum wage and free cheese.
Nevyn72 Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 ....... all for the minimum wage and free cheese. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Only if it is Kraft cheese sticks!!
HDSTC Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Only if it is Kraft cheese sticks!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah a fellow gourmet
Aloysius Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 How about this policy its called Work Experience , it works like this, prior to any political appointments the candidate works in the field for a month.Health Minister works in a Hospital Immigration Minister floats around the East Timor sea in a leaky boat then some time in detention Treasurer lives on $500 a week with 3 kids Social services Min on the Dole in rented accomadation Education Min in a school The Communications Minister in an outback town Industrial Relations Minister in a Factory with no OHS, cooling or heating , all for the minimum wage and free cheese. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A novel notion! Would it be OK for them to do a little more than a month? The idea being that they would have some knowledge of what they are talking about? Could we extend that a little to a little citizenship training so we all know how stuff works - you know - how new laws are proposed, discussed, amended, and finally adopted. That type of thing? Oh yes, and a real vote winner - Free fromage!
riley454 Posted November 23, 2005 Author Posted November 23, 2005 Changed topic title. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmm ok I'll grin and bare it but not in the way HDSTC is proposing re: Amanda Twentystone! How about we just call it the Generally Off-Topic Party? Is that OK Coral? Maybe more appropriately: Generally Off As long as the free cheese sticks have no objection And on the idea of having experience in their role, maybe the head of the party should give... ohhhhh never mind, I'll just get sent to Antarctica as Penguin Minister if I continue
mello yello Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Changed topic title. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yep agree...typical Neocon Revisionist
riley454 Posted November 23, 2005 Author Posted November 23, 2005 yep agree...typical Neocon Revisionist <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you inferring that coral is about to publically burn our hard drives?
mello yello Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Are you inferring that coral is about to publically burn our hard drives? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you implying that you want to overthrow the current government with cheese sticks? Im sending an email to the Whites-Only House.......they wont stand for Lil Johnny being tossed.........If anyone is going to toss our Prime Minister its going to be them.
mello yello Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 So are you going to change the topic title back to what it was ......ya frikkin hippie
HDSTC Posted November 23, 2005 Posted November 23, 2005 Are you implying that you want to overthrow the current government with cheese sticks?Im sending an email to the Whites-Only House.......they wont stand for Lil Johnny being tossed.........If anyone is going to toss our Prime Minister its going to be them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How Krafty would that be
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