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Cmon Mello, can't you just suggest a few policies without upsetting God?

Melbourne Cup Day long weekend....Im sick of feeling guilty taking time off work to get down to my local TAB to put a couple of quid on a turner......I want to go down there with a clear conscience .......if you want to get religious about it :blink:

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Melbourne Cup Day long weekend....Im sick of feeling guilty taking time off work to get down to my local TAB to put a couple of quid on a turner......I want to go down there with a clear conscience .......if you want to get religious about it  :blink:

It's the turners that bring the holiday into disrepute. It's the good old fashioned gambling Aussie that keeps the day precious to us all!

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It's the turners that bring the holiday into disrepute. It's the good old fashioned gambling Aussie that keeps the day precious to us all!

Amen to that :blink:

I think we have our first policy...

Melbourne Cup 4 day long weekend and as Feral Treasurer do you agree all winnings should be tax free ...and any losses be tax deductable?

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Amen to that  :P

I think we have our first policy...

Melbourne Cup 4 day long weekend and as Feral Treasurer do you agree all winnings should be tax free ...and any losses be tax deductable?

Are you kidding vice treasurer? We will never be able to buy out the CFMEU if we throw cash around like that! :blink:

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Are you kidding vice treasurer? We will never be able to buy out the CFMEU if we throw cash around like that! :P

I thought I was the minister for Social Services.......sorry I was just "interviewing" an intern....ummm...you couldnt lend me a couple of K out of the takings...umm I meant the contributions can you...she needs a new dress :blink:

Wheres my limo?

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I thought I was the minister for Social Services.......sorry I was just "interviewing" an intern....ummm...you couldnt lend me a couple of K out of the takings...umm I meant the contributions can you...she needs a new dress  :blink: 

Wheres my limo?

A couple of K? Cmon comrade, I can find you the same services for fifty bucks!

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Ohhhhhh Myyyy grandmother?

Good thinking Mellow, we just halved the budget. :blink:

and you just doubled your IQ at the same time :P

Im sure she is very fine lady...does she know you are desperate for money?....couldnt you just hit her for a loan instead?

:P

ummm...no dubya and im a small m mello :P

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