Mike Kakay Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Classics like this, make me ask the question Pwease hellup me fellahs!i jusd bort a bran nu plasma (4Xwd43ewok33) from hARVi nEumann da hepful salemen me by monsta "compo 'n' ant" kybles 4 $500 i try hookin dem to "RF" bud id no fid rite? i also bort a LG ProMax Difarknah Reality Systemxxx 4 cheap $900 wair do i put speekahs - vay is 6 teensy winxy speekahs pluz big arz sub i wub zubz alos i bort LG intanut frig - is 2 hot - food go off - yuk alos i bort "SupaPowa" cable for cline musix - it rox myte i wont vpg i wub vpg i wub ronni jons i vote howad
shinrai Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Is that from the spelling thread? That's just stellar. Reminds me of the Jive talk from Flying High.
mello yello Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 reminds me of 'Brad's' early work. Did Brad drive a red WRX? I just finished reading the autobiography - " Santa, The Man, The Myth, The Legend".... and I couldnt put it down. Did you know as a young man he fought in the Smolensk Resistance, fighting the Nazis and making Smolensk the place we know today.? Did you also know that if it wasnt for Santa, War Of The Worlds may not have been fiction but reality? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_C...rs_the_Martians We are not worthy, Santa........freedom fighter and humanitarian.
Mike Kakay Posted December 1, 2005 Author Posted December 1, 2005 Santa for PM? Scrap this poll for a new one?
Foggy Posted December 1, 2005 Posted December 1, 2005 Santa for PM?Scrap this poll for a new one? Hear hear.... I can't wait for his tell-all book when he eventually quits parliament telling stories about Little Johnny and the 2 monkeys ("it was only a game").
Tweet Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Okay ...........Are you guys in the handout of this year's Christmas presents ? C.M
djOS Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 reminds me of 'Brad's' early work. I suspect they are direct quotes!
Groover ! Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Are we talking about the Santa who was invented by Coke - Cola or the one who thinks he is GOD ?
Mike Kakay Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 Are we talking about the Santa who was invented by Coke - Cola or the one who thinks he is GOD ? And where is he? I'm expecting an impromptu visit to this very thread. Waiting with bated breath.
riley454 Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Are we talking about the Santa who was invented by Coke - Cola or the one who thinks he is GOD ? I think we are talking about the latter who contributes here and regularly picks out the Children Overboard dirt from within the cheese in his undies!
ando9185 Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Ahhh Santa, the poster formerly known as God. Those were the days. Why did he change his name?
Mike Kakay Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 I think we are talking about the latter who contributes here and regularly picks out the Children Overboard dirt from within the cheese in his undies!
riley454 Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Is Santa a legend? No, he is a bum. He works 1 day a year and possibly claims unemployment benefits for the rest of the year.
mello yello Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Shhh he'll hear you. I just heard hes been picked up on the radar and should be coming through the tunnel any minute now I hope he brought my bike....
DavoNogo Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Is Santa a legend?No, he is a bum. He works 1 day a year and possibly claims unemployment benefits for the rest of the year. yes but he does more work in one night than most people do for their whole life!
gusangora Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Santa got caught! Not sure how long this link will remain active: http://www.nyhotties.com/archives/images/santa.wmv or http://angryhamster.com/images/movies/santa.wmv
Mike Kakay Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 Santa got caught!Not sure how long this link will remain active: http://www.nyhotties.com/archives/images/santa.wmv Hope this isn't the one, with that blonde, that wakes, only to find a masked 'Santa costumed' beef cake. Then proceeds to............
gusangora Posted December 2, 2005 Posted December 2, 2005 Hope this isn't the one, with that blonde, that wakes, only to find a masked 'Santa costumed' beef cake. Then proceeds to............ Sorry, Mike - I don't have access to your personal "home movies".
Mike Kakay Posted December 2, 2005 Author Posted December 2, 2005 It's a cack Santa got caught!Not sure how long this link will remain active: http://www.nyhotties.com/archives/images/santa.wmv or http://angryhamster.com/images/movies/santa.wmv You would'nt want access either. You'd go blind Sorry, Mike - I don't have access to your personal "home movies".
Santa1503559644 Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Allo, allo, allo ... wot's all this then? 'aving a go at ol' Santa? (Btw: My personal favorite was probably this post from my old DBA Disaster thread...) {NB: That thread predates by a long way both the "black panther", and my own ownership of a Toppy!}
djOS Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Allo, allo, allo ... wot's all this then?'aving a go at ol' Santa? (Btw: My personal favorite was probably this post from my old DBA Disaster thread...) {NB: That thread predates by a long way both the "black panther", and my own ownership of a Toppy!} ROFL, that post is pure Gold! So Santa, you've Seen the light as I did and gave your Strong the heave ho - or is that Heave Ho Ho?
Foggy Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Allo, allo, allo ... wot's all this then?'aving a go at ol' Santa? (Btw: My personal favorite was probably this post from my old DBA Disaster thread...) {NB: That thread predates by a long way both the "black panther", and my own ownership of a Toppy!} His Korean BBQ style was ideal for competing with Santa's unique Aussie repetoir, but his ingredients failed him... OMG... I just found a spelling error in one of Santa's posts.... there goes his perfect record!! Maybe it was a deliberate translation/dubbing error to provide authenticity to the Iron Chef formula.
Santa1503559644 Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 ROFL, that post is pure Gold! So Santa, you've Seen the light as I did and gave your Strong the heave ho - or is that Heave Ho Ho? The Strong will eventually head off to another room, and also takes care of the occasional situation where two tuners is not enough! About the only non-black item in the kit is the HDSTB - silver. Apart from that, there's about 14 products in black... tvs, stbs, receivers, speakers, etc, etc, etc... OMG... I just found a spelling error in one of Santa's posts.... there goes his perfect record!! Maybe it was a deliberate translation/dubbing error to provide authenticity to the Iron Chef formula. Deliberate I tells ya! To be honest, I whipped that post out pretty quickly, so didn't do much checking! Funny thing is, a certain un-named ex-forum-member deleted all his posts in a fit of pique, making the followups seem utterly ridiculous!
Foggy Posted December 3, 2005 Posted December 3, 2005 Funny thing is, a certain un-named ex-forum-member deleted all his posts in a fit of pique, making the followups seem utterly ridiculous! Men have been killed for less... especially by the Hanging Judges around here
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