eBay Listings that make you go "Umm?"

[robin-hobart]

That's great.

He's got a wry sense of humour.  I quite like the tongue-in-cheekiness.

[Pops110]

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/1153815092?utm_campaign=socialbuttons&utm_content=app_ios&utm_medium=social&utm_source=sms

 

Tell him he's dreamin.

[huxmut]

not sure about that link Pops110 ? its a mess

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/1153815092

 

is probably the one your looking at ?

 

[danter]

On 4/12/2017 at 7:19 PM, zero1 said:

Um, $510 with 6 days to go...      Nad Model 120

 

I must list the one I have stored away!

[danter]

What the ..?

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/red-turntable-/253041705446?hash=item3aea7601e6:g:bmcAAOSwRMtZZfKh

 

[zero1]

6 hours ago, danter said:

What the ..?

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/red-turntable-/253041705446?hash=item3aea7601e6:g:bmcAAOSwRMtZZfKh

 

 

Lol, I'd snap this up if I was you, looks rare

[MIKE.D79]

10 hours ago, danter said:

What the ..?

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/red-turntable-/253041705446?hash=item3aea7601e6:g:bmcAAOSwRMtZZfKh

 

Haha

 

turntable my chinese restaurant. Lazy susan's done it again.

[Rob181]

NBS...Never Before Seen (well by me anyway)...

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/sydney-city/other-real-estate/single-burial-plot-for-sale-in-the-field-of-mars-ryde-nsw-/1137272994

[comfortablynumb]

1 hour ago, Rob181 said:

NBS...Never Before Seen (well by me anyway)...

 

https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/sydney-city/other-real-estate/single-burial-plot-for-sale-in-the-field-of-mars-ryde-nsw-/1137272994

Crikey.

Maybe he plans on living forever?

[Hergest]

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Marantz-CD-6002-Returned-Unit-by-MxxxxxL-BxxxE-but-without-laser-transport-parts-/282589585405?hash=item41cba6dffd:g:B7QAAOSwNuxXbGw6

 

Took me a while to work this one out.

[sir sanders zingmore]

51 minutes ago, Hergest said:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Marantz-CD-6002-Returned-Unit-by-MxxxxxL-BxxxE-but-without-laser-transport-parts-/282589585405?hash=item41cba6dffd:g:B7QAAOSwNuxXbGw6

 

Took me a while to work this one out.

 

He wants $2k for a non-functioning unit?

is there anything else to work out?

[Darren69]

8 minutes ago, Sir Sanders Zingmore said:

 

He wants $2k for a non-functioning unit?

is there anything else to work out?

 

Thank God it's not working otherwise it would be three times that!

 

Bargain!

[shaky]

Don't forget for that price you get the optional bonus of a 'defective' non compatible Sony laser mech. A whole collection of non working items, a veritable bargain.

[sir sanders zingmore]

12 minutes ago, shaky said:

Don't forget for that price you get the optional bonus of a 'defective' non compatible Sony laser mech. A whole collection of non working items, a veritable bargain.

 

I think you have to pay extra for that ......

[Guest scumbag]

This may the only time I've seen this string of words together in a sentence: "Optional Bonus:  Defective and incompatible" - I mean, shut up and take my money!!!!

[robin-hobart]

Why wouldn't he just spend the (alleged) $18 and replace the laser before selling it?

[Guest scumbag]

29 minutes ago, robin-hobart said:

Why wouldn't he just spend the (alleged) $18 and replace the laser before selling it?

Curious minds want to know!

We should all PM him through Ebay.

If we all send the same email with the exact same wording that would freak him out. I wish it was April 1st.

[morloch]

he's not trying to sell it. Note the title

"Marantz CD 6002 Returned Unit by MxxxxxL BxxxE but without laser/transport parts"

and

" Sold as 100% working but returned by a 2016 law student, with a defective laser"

 

as a seller you cannot leave a buyer negative feedback, so he's trying to publicly shame MxxxxxL BxxxE for ripping him off. Has happened to me too. Buyer returns "faulty" item - on inspection they've removed or changed parts.

[sir sanders zingmore]

10 minutes ago, morloch said:

he's not trying to sell it. Note the title

"Marantz CD 6002 Returned Unit by MxxxxxL BxxxE but without laser/transport parts"

and

" Sold as 100% working but returned by a 2016 law student, with a defective laser"

 

as a seller you cannot leave a buyer negative feedback, so he's trying to publicly shame MxxxxxL BxxxE for ripping him off. Has happened to me too. Buyer returns "faulty" item - on inspection they've removed or changed parts.

 

That makes more sense now. 

 

[Guest scumbag]

1 minute ago, Sir Sanders Zingmore said:

 

That makes more sense now. 

 

I thought that too. Maxwell Blake - attorney at Law. "Your Honor, I object!"

[Guest scumbag]

Frankly there is not enough public shaming going on: 

 

[richard260]

2 hours ago, morloch said:

he's not trying to sell it. Note the title

"Marantz CD 6002 Returned Unit by MxxxxxL BxxxE but without laser/transport parts"

and

" Sold as 100% working but returned by a 2016 law student, with a defective laser"

 

as a seller you cannot leave a buyer negative feedback, so he's trying to publicly shame MxxxxxL BxxxE for ripping him off. Has happened to me too. Buyer returns "faulty" item - on inspection they've removed or changed parts.

Yes the buyer ripped him off so he keeps putting this up so we can all see it Good on him I recone

[Guest scumbag]

Actually reading this guy's feedback is a revelation. http://feedback.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller&userid=netking22&iid=282589585405&de=off&items=25&interval=0&searchInterval=30&mPg=4&keyword=282589585405&page=4

What's a bad moslem lair? 

Ebay is a bit like Youtube. You can skim over things and all looks good then you read the comments.......

[sir sanders zingmore]

26 minutes ago, scumbag said:

Actually reading this guy's feedback is a revelation. http://feedback.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller&userid=netking22&iid=282589585405&de=off&items=25&interval=0&searchInterval=30&mPg=4&keyword=282589585405&page=4

What's a bad moslem lair? 

Ebay is a bit like Youtube. You can skim over things and all looks good then you read the comments.......

 

Wow !

[peterr]

Technics SP 10 turntable for AU $13,888.00. The queue forms on the right............no pushing

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Technics-SP-10-Mk3-Turntable-Complete-Power-Supply-Original-NICE-Condition-Rare-/142449771173?hash=item212aab02a5:g:Z7wAAOSwM4xXYPXs