emesbee Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 On 10/28/2016 at 6:39 AM, lencolad said: Heat = pus. Humid heat = total pus. If it's cold you can slip on a beanie and dig a hole or chop wood or whatever and get warm but in the heat there's no escape. If the heat is humid even sweating doesn't do much cooling and there's the prickly heat rashes etc. to enjoy too. And dry heat can be so dehydrating that headaches sneak up on you unless you drink water like a fish. Where I am at the moment in the wilds of SA it isn't particularly hot and even after an unusually wet winter the dryness of the air is outstanding. It has been unusually cool and wet in SA for the time of year. Wait until summer when we get some 42C days with a hot northerly wind blowing. Now that is dry.
lencolad Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 1 hour ago, comfortablynumb said: That's a thing is it? Apparently there's a video showing a spray of faecally micro drops being ejected from a pan during flushing which has gone (forgive me) viral. Never seen it. Don't care. Gotta die of something. I went for years without washing my hands after a slash because I'd been told to not piss on my fingers but that's a no-no now because the crutch is a nest of E.Coli horribleness just itching (...) to get us. How did we ever survive to adulthood ? Three by one weatherboard houses without theatre rooms, burnt sausages, rat coffin pies - oh the inhumanity. 1
comfortablynumb Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 (edited) 15 minutes ago, lencolad said: Apparently there's a video showing a spray of faecally micro drops being ejected from a pan during flushing which has gone (forgive me) viral. Never seen it. Don't care. Gotta die of something. I went for years without washing my hands after a slash because I'd been told to not piss on my fingers but that's a no-no now because the crutch is a nest of E.Coli horribleness just itching (...) to get us. How did we ever survive to adulthood ? Three by one weatherboard houses without theatre rooms, burnt sausages, rat coffin pies - oh the inhumanity. Tell the young kids of today that, and they woooont believe ye !! ps: we was evicted from our three by one..... Edited October 31, 2016 by comfortablynumb 1
comfortablynumb Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 12 minutes ago, lencolad said: Apparently there's a video showing a spray of faecally micro drops being ejected from a pan during flushing which has gone (forgive me) viral. Never seen it. Don't care. Gotta die of something. I went for years without washing my hands after a slash because I'd been told to not piss on my fingers but that's a no-no now because the crutch is a nest of E.Coli horribleness just itching (...) to get us. How did we ever survive to adulthood ? Three by one weatherboard houses without theatre rooms, burnt sausages, rat coffin pies - oh the inhumanity. Well, maybe that applies to you. Mum taught me the same with the fingers. 1
Guest Muon Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 (edited) When not used lid down! Use a along pole if need be... Edited October 31, 2016 by Muon
Guest Sime Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 If works not bothering my knees as stated here earlier, it's the rash on my arms caused by industrial strength shampoo im covered in all day. So much so that some evenings I have a constant chemical taste in my mouth. Two days off, it subsides, only to flare up again at the 3rd dog tomorrow. Gloves arnt an option, part of doing that job properly is literally feeling up a dog so you know where it's trouble areas are, etc.
Guest Sime Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 Yup, works to a degree, but the shampoo is killer.
joz Posted October 31, 2016 Posted October 31, 2016 Dunno, at home I'm happy to plop my arse on the seat for either dutie. It gives me some uninterrupted reading time. So the seat is usually down. But having to put the lid down???? actually sitting while writing this
Addicted to music Posted November 1, 2016 Posted November 1, 2016 I'm not sure what's worst? breathing in toner dust, hands covered in chemicals such as dry/wet toner, silicon impregated webs. OR: lifting holding a dunny seat, and sitting on the dunny, sniffing the micro particles that go airborne when you flush! OR having this image of @joz imbedded in your head when you read his posts: 21 hours ago, joz said: Dunno, at home I'm happy to plop my arse on the seat for either dutie. It gives me some uninterrupted reading time. So the seat is usually down. But having to put the lid down???? actually sitting while writing this 1
Addicted to music Posted November 1, 2016 Posted November 1, 2016 I swear, there are species of cows with wings, they only fly fly into my outdoor living area and take a dump all over my outdoor entertainment area. How do I keep these flying cows coming into my living space and treating like a toilet?
lencolad Posted November 1, 2016 Posted November 1, 2016 Plastic snakes and owls don't fool the cows for long. Get real ones.
t_mike Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 You could always leave the seats up in your outdoor setting. :/
Addicted to music Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 1 hour ago, t_mike said: You could always leave the seats up in your outdoor setting. :/ Did that too, piled them up folded and they still come and take a dump! All over the floor under the table. Have to clean this every Sunday.
evil c Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 Dunno, at home I'm happy to plop my arse on the seat for either dutie. It gives me some uninterrupted reading time. So the seat is usually down. But having to put the lid down???? actually sitting while writing this[emoji3] You're what's call an emasculated toilet trained lap dog ! [emoji53] Rise up and keep it up! ! [emoji4] Sent from my SM-G900I using Tapatalk
Lloyd Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 When there are seconds to go on an eBay auction and my mice batteries decide to go on holiday to another universe. Buggered if I could remember how to use those dratted things at the front of the keyboard.
JeffK Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 18 minutes ago, Lloyd said: When there are seconds to go on an eBay auction and my mice batteries decide to go on holiday to another universe. Buggered if I could remember how to use those dratted things at the front of the keyboard. Must be a leftie mouse.
lencolad Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 5 hours ago, evil c said: You're what's call an emasculated toilet trained lap dog ! Rise up and keep it up! ! Sent from my SM-G900I using Tapatalk If you're the one cleaning the dunny it can make sense to sit down to pee. Because cleaning up sprays is work. Sprays can happen because the eye opens only partly and produces a sidewinder, or the dreaded 'hair stuck on the end' does the same thing. 2
t_mike Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 @lencolad As a grown man it's time you started to shave.
lencolad Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) I shave (my face). I also think logically. I enjoy a good stand up slash in the bushes. I can think of better things to do than cleaning toilets. I don't have to do what everyone else does to consider myself a man. Edited November 2, 2016 by lencolad
evil c Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 @lencolad As a grown man it's time you started to shave. On the contrary - beards are another symbol of independence from female domination [emoji6] Sent from my SM-G900I using Tapatalk
evil c Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 If you're the one cleaning the dunny it can make sense to sit down to pee. Because cleaning up sprays is work. Sprays can happen because the eye opens only partly and produces a sidewinder, or the dreaded 'hair stuck on the end' does the same thing. I don't know what you're "pointing at" or how "accurate" you are but I'm dead eye dick ![emoji13] Sent from my SM-G900I using Tapatalk
lencolad Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) I grow a beard occasionally. Then I get tired off the crumbs and sauce and the snot in it and off it goes. And you're dead-eye dick with the yellow stream eh ? Every single time ??? No stuck hair etc ? You da man ... And women men only dominate men if the men let them. Yiz either a man or a mouse. Edited November 2, 2016 by lencolad
Lloyd Posted November 2, 2016 Posted November 2, 2016 2 hours ago, JeffK said: Must be a leftie mouse. Yep - me mouse, she is a real little swinger. In mouse properties I can make her do all sorts of things that most guys only dream about.
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