djOS Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 The Scottish joke is fine. I was referring to your self indulgent tirade directed at the English - not funny and insulting! Here, have a cup of concrete!
mello yello Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 The Scottish joke is fine. I was referring to your self indulgent tirade directed at the English - not funny and insulting! The Scottish joke is fine ? how so ? Please explain to a non Scotsman how it is funny ALL of these anti Scottish/Irish "jokes" can have their origins traced back to English authors who have always been keen to cast their less than co-operative kin in an unkind light and to hold them as an object of ridicule and scorn based on a perception of racial supremacy. By supporting these types of jokes you invariably support racism disguised as humour I found Andrea Pirlos totally disrespectful and totally arrogant penalty kick into the English net, thus eliminating the English Football Team from Euro 2012 and condemming their press to waffle on for weeks about how woeful they actually are at Football and to unanimously admit in print how one diminuitive Italian wizard totally destroyed their dreams of bringing home any sort of Football silverware for another decade at least, to be quite a timely and appropriate response on behalf of the Irish, the Scots and anyone else who has been the object of English racisim cleverly disguised as schoolboy "jokes" is there a problem with your comprehension ?
mello yello Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 Here, have a cup of concrete! LOL DJ ...and a nice lie down ?
Guest suzee Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 is there a problem with your comprehension ? No, but clearly there is with yours little man .... if it's not sexist, demeaning or objectifying women it's not funny as far as you are concerned. You are a PIG!
djOS Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 LOL DJ ...and a nice lie down ? Indeed! Btw, who let the hairy legged feminist in, mello did you leave the door unlocked again?
I am not a duck Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 So this IS a boys club then? Most of this site is.
gone_bush Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 Please folks, this is the "Jokes" thread - how about taking the sledging to the Pit. Please.
cableconnoisseur Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 You might be right, Catostylus Gives 'taking the chair' a whole new meaning....................
djOS Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 So this IS a boys club then? No, this is a club for folk that: A/ have a sense of humor B/ a thick skin with ability to poke fun at ones own self Some of the most die hard HT enthusiasts around here are girls and we wouldn't have it any other way! You just need to be a little less precious and we'll all get along fine.
Gee Emm Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 That is one of the cleverer cartoons I've seen in a while. 3 seats on the board. I wondered why she needed 3.
mello yello Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 A men DJ , sorry was that sexist ? Lock in A LoL
mello yello Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 LOL! I like this one! I think you will find he is also a Narcisistic Parasite! too late to warn her now ChopSybill LoL
DrP Posted June 28, 2012 Posted June 28, 2012 Yes after that welcome you have made your purpose here clear Wooo! That's the best joke yet.
mello yello Posted June 29, 2012 Posted June 29, 2012 Boys Club ? ... not at all, sometimes we dress up as females, wear make-up and really **** at eachother, ...right ChopSybill ?
DrP Posted June 29, 2012 Posted June 29, 2012 I didn't think you still attended Liberal Party conferences, mello.
proftournesol Posted July 4, 2012 Posted July 4, 2012 I don't know if you've seen this. I saw it on SBS once and I've been looking for it (occasionally) since. I found it on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D449Pt5p-lY 1
dirty Posted July 4, 2012 Posted July 4, 2012 A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back, and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, "Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.†"HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your Cronulla Sharks season tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, "What would you do?" The cabby replies, "I'd cover his arse with that blanket before he catches a cold." 1
dirty Posted July 4, 2012 Posted July 4, 2012 (edited) A little boy about 12 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it. The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?' Of course the Madam said 'No'. The boy said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber - THAT'S the girl I want.' Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?' He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick I'm after because he ran over my f^%*ing FROG!' Edited July 4, 2012 by dirty 2
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