mwhouston Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 7 minutes ago, mwhouston said: I just pissed myself laughing. Oops, would you mind sharing the number. Got it; 1300 HOLDON 2
progladyte Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 3 things happened today 1. My friend said he hated the song above 2. My friend got hit by a bus 3. I lost my bus license 5 2
proftournesol Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 1 hour ago, progladyte said: I rang the Incontinence Hotline last week. They asked me if I could hold on for a while. Have you heard about the guy with explosive diarrhoea? No? That's surprising, it's all over town 3
progladyte Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 Do you need to know some important statistics? Apparently 10% of the male population suffers from Hemorrhoids! That means that the other 90% of us really enjoy them! Conversely, for a woman, the most excruciating pain she can endure is having her nipples clamped. I thought it would have been a lot more painful when they drove the tow truck away. 3
progladyte Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 Just now, proftournesol said: Have you heard about the guy with explosive diarrhoea? No? That's surprising, it's all over town What a bummer! 1
LogicprObe Posted January 24, 2020 Posted January 24, 2020 Might as well drag out the golden oldies............... Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil! 1 1
progladyte Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 At a huge outdoor concert in South Africa back in the late 80's, Police front-man, Sting announced to the crowd that: Every time he clapped his hands, some poor impoverished person from Soweto died. Bright spark at the back of the crowd then yelled out: "So, stop clapping your hands"............ 1
proftournesol Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 42 minutes ago, progladyte said: At a huge outdoor concert in South Africa back in the late 80's, Police front-man, Sting announced to the crowd that: Every time he clapped his hands, some poor impoverished person from Soweto died. Bright spark at the back of the crowd then yelled out: "So, stop clapping your hands"............ How many times can that poor person die? 3
progladyte Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, proftournesol said: How many times can that poor person die? None since South Africa banned him from performing live in that country...... Edited January 27, 2020 by progladyte 2
darth vader Posted January 27, 2020 Posted January 27, 2020 On 24/01/2020 at 11:10 PM, LogicprObe said: Might as well drag out the golden oldies............... Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil! Q? whats brown and sticky? A. A stick 1
proftournesol Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 15 hours ago, progladyte said: None since South Africa banned him from performing live in that country...... I heard that he was afraid to go back as he was an accused serial kiiler 2
Gee Emm Posted February 4, 2020 Posted February 4, 2020 On 27/01/2020 at 11:08 PM, darth vader said: Q? whats brown and sticky? A. Anal sex!?
reggie Posted February 7, 2020 Posted February 7, 2020 My wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked "Does my butt look big in this dress?" I texted back "NOO!" My phone autocorrected my response to "MOO!" Please send HELP 1
soundfan Posted February 7, 2020 Posted February 7, 2020 On 27/01/2020 at 1:54 PM, progladyte said: At a huge outdoor concert in South Africa back in the late 80's, Police front-man, Sting announced to the crowd that: Every time he clapped his hands, some poor impoverished person from Soweto died. Bright spark at the back of the crowd then yelled out: "So, stop clapping your hands"............ This joke has been doing the rounds for a long time. When I first heard it Bono was featured, not Sting. 1
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