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I’m going to have to cut down on my drinking. These days when I get 16 bottles delivered (Naked Wines) I can’t  lift the box to the wine rack. 

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I went to the bank Today and 4 guys walked in Wearing masks. Everyone in the bank were shaking with Fear. One of the Guys wearing mask Say's " Get down all , We are here to loot the bank "................... That's When everyone had a sigh of relief.....

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

John Travolta has allegedly been hospitalized for suspected COVID-19 (Coronavirus), but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he was Staying Alive.

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15 hours ago, Yamaha_man said:

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

John Travolta has allegedly been hospitalized for suspected COVID-19 (Coronavirus), but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he was Staying Alive.

One of the doctors, while looking over the 'Manhattan Skyline',  told Travolta "Even though you have the virus 'More Than A Women', we are not 'Jive Talkin' here and 'You Should be Dancing' in your 'Boogie Shoes' by next Saturday night.....if we're wrong, isolate yourself for a 'Night On Disco Mountain' and if you do eventually die, fittingly you will be cremated in the 'Disco Inferno'....." ??

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18 hours ago, Yamaha_man said:

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

John Travolta has allegedly been hospitalized for suspected COVID-19 (Coronavirus), but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he was Staying Alive.

 

1 hour ago, stevoz said:

One of the doctors, while looking over the 'Manhattan Skyline',  told Travolta "Even though you have the virus 'More Than A Women', we are not 'Jive Talkin' here and 'You Should be Dancing' in your 'Boogie Shoes' by next Saturday night.....if we're wrong, isolate yourself for a 'Night On Disco Mountain' and if you do eventually die, fittingly you will be cremated in the 'Disco Inferno'....." ??

 

  You two need to get a room :)

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37 minutes ago, Stump said:

Chuck Norris' tears cure COVID-19.

 

Too bad he has never cried.

That's because he point fights, no full contact.

 

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5 hours ago, metal beat said:

 

  You two need to get a room :)

 

 

Haha - very apt!  :thumb:

 

Andy

 

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4 hours ago, muon* said:

 

 

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I really don't get this, Ian.  :(

 

Andy

 

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19 hours ago, andyr said:

 

I really don't get this, Ian.  :(

 

Andy

 

What?! It's hilarious!

 

The panickers triumph! "We don't need food.....we have toilet paper!!"

 

??

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13 minutes ago, stevoz said:

What?! It's hilarious!

 

The panickers triumph! "We don't need food.....we have toilet paper!!"

 

??

 

Is it really as simple as that, Steve.

 

For #1, the 'panickers' in supermarkets have been predominantly male - whereas in this skit, a woman is serving the toilet rolls.  And the man seems non-plussed.

 

For #2, maybe the cartoonist is a misogynist - and likes to portray the fairer sex as stoopid?  (What say you, @April Snow ?)

 

Andy

 

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22 minutes ago, andyr said:

 

Is it really as simple as that, Steve.

 

For #1, the 'panickers' in supermarkets have been predominantly male - whereas in this skit, a woman is serving the toilet rolls.  And the man seems non-plussed.

 

For #2, maybe the cartoonist is a misogynist - and likes to portray the fairer sex as stoopid?  (What say you, @April Snow ?)

 

Andy

 

That's some over analysis there Andy?......toilet paper looters have indeed been both sexes......but yes, at a stretch, we might see the cartoon as sexist as it shows the woman serving the evening meal......but I really think it's implying that, at the moment at least, the 'panicky' population stupidly judges toilet paper to be more important than food. Let's face it, currently there's far more food in supermarkets that there is toilet paper.?

 

I laughed my head off.....it's brilliant!

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7 minutes ago, stevoz said:

at a stretch, we might see the cartoon as sexist as it shows the woman serving the evening meal

 

 

we shouldn't.  I would expect it to be the woman doing the cooking about 50% of the time, so it's a 50-50 chance the cartoon would show a woman.  Nothing special happening there...   :) 

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The blame is really on modern art!

 

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Then we have the budding undiscovered artist, needs to turn up to more classes.

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1 hour ago, andyr said:

 

Is it really as simple as that, Steve.

 

For #1, the 'panickers' in supermarkets have been predominantly male - whereas in this skit, a woman is serving the toilet rolls.  And the man seems non-plussed.

 

For #2, maybe the cartoonist is a misogynist - and likes to portray the fairer sex as stoopid?  (What say you, @April Snow ?)

 

Andy

 

@andyr  Well I have to say as a female I was so ashamed of those women fighting in the supermarket .............and for the world to see Australians do that was embaressing.

 

The cartoon - well looks like a woman under stress right there, and yes likely serving the meal as happens in most households I guess- but me thinks that with only toilet paper to eat they will be bound up soon anyway as it will turn into hard lumps in the bowel and thus plug up the bum hole and will solve the problem long term ? so could actually be a community service. 

 

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11 minutes ago, April Snow said:

@andyr  Well I have to say as a female I was so ashamed of those women fighting in the supermarket .............and for the world to see Australians do that was embaressing.

 

The cartoon - well looks like a woman under stress right there, and yes likely serving the meal as happens in most households I guess- but me thinks that with only toilet paper to eat they will be bound up soon anyway as it will turn into hard lumps in the bowel and thus plug up the bum hole and will solve the problem long term ? so could actually be a community service. 

 

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Gold!!  :thumb:  :lol:

 

Andy

 

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Just now, andyr said:

 

Gold!!  :thumb:  :lol:

 

Andy

 

Yeah might run this theory past them on the Corona Virus thread .............. ?

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