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The Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.

The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

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BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

John Travolta has allegedly been hospitalized for suspected COVID-19 (Coronavirus), but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he was Staying Alive.

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BE CAREFUL IN SUPERMARKETS

My Wife and I went to the Supermarket. Of course, we had our FaceMasks and gloves on. 
When we got there, there were too many people.    

I then decided that we had to leave immediately,and pulled my Wife to Go Home afraid that we might catch the virus...

But, my wife wanted me to let go of her and did not want to go Home..!

OMG! Stubborn as always! 

I literally had to drag her back into the car.

In the Car, she ignored me and was furious...

When we arrived Home and removed our Face masks... She was not my Wife....?

BE CAREFUL!!!

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On 15/04/2020 at 1:55 PM, mwhouston said:

Not funny. 

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OK .......... I give up .... I admit it, I am thick ...... I've been staring at this for ages and agree it is not funny ........ but can't for the life of me figure out why ..............  :):):)

 

 

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46 minutes ago, Ancientflatulence said:

OK .......... I give up .... I admit it, I am thick ...... I've been staring at this for ages and agree it is not funny ........ but can't for the life of me figure out why ..............  :):):)

 

 

Lucky I have a 500W variac. , 

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39 minutes ago, mwhouston said:

Lucky I have a 500W variac. , 

Nice, so variable temp now LOL

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