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Posted
16 hours ago, Assisi said:

Jack Daniels Fishing Story


I went fishing one morning
but after a short time I ran out of prawns.

Then I saw a redbelly black with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good barra bait.



Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth
I grabbed him right behind the head,
took the frog,
and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the problem was how to release the snake
without getting bitten.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels
and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back,
he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident
and carried on fishing
using the frog.



A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that bloody snake,

with two more frogs.

 

 

 

 

I had the same experience, except it was a taipan, and I used bread soaked in Jack. Who'd have thought?

Posted
18 hours ago, Addicted to music said:

Qantas or Jetstar?

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Qantas. Jetstar would have cancelled the flight and sent the luggage somewhere it wasn't meant to go 

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We have just had a kitchen reno. It now includes two “Lazy Susans”. 
 

Other models we did look at included;

  • ”Apathetic Sandra”
  • and “Couldn’t give a Stuff Louise”.

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2 hours ago, mwhouston said:

We have just had a kitchen reno. It now includes two “Lazy Susans”. 
 

Other models we did look at included;

  • ”Apathetic Sandra”
  • and “Couldn’t give a Stuff Louise”.

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Mind you I do take offence at "Lazy Susan" 🤣

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Posted (edited)
19 minutes ago, April Snow said:

Mind you I do take offence at "Lazy Susan" 🤣

 'Not so Energetic' Susan.... is that more PC... LOL

 

Although, doesn't quite have the same ring to it....

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1 hour ago, FNQ Outcast said:

 'Not so Energetic' Susan.... is that more PC... LOL

 

Although, doesn't quite have the same ring to it....

Not as bad as “Up yours Chloe”. 

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1 hour ago, FNQ Outcast said:

 'Not so Energetic' Susan.... is that more PC... LOL

 

Although, doesn't quite have the same ring to it....

Hmmmm well as my name is Susan not really keen on any of the options 🤣

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19 minutes ago, April Snow said:

Hmmmm well as my name is Susan not really keen on any of the options 🤣

 

Yes, I wonder why that innocuous device (a rotating tray) ended up with that name?  :lol:

 

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5 minutes ago, andyr said:

 

Yes, I wonder why that innocuous device (a rotating tray) ended up with that name?  :lol:

 

Well maybe I will live up to it then !! 😆

 

 

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Posted
4 hours ago, April Snow said:

Hmmmm well as my name is Susan not really keen on any of the options 🤣


Not April?

I’ve  been catfished!! 🤣

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Posted
4 hours ago, April Snow said:

Well maybe I will live up to it then !! 😆

 

 

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it’s a big winner at my place👍

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17 hours ago, andyr said:

 

Yes, I wonder why that innocuous device (a rotating tray) ended up with that name?  :lol:

 

Some conjecture abounds on this. It's unlikely that it's because Thomas Jefferson had a daughter called Susan, as the device was called a dumbwaiter well into the 19th Century. There's schools of thought that it was just another English use of a christian name (a la Black-Eyed Susan, Jim-Dandy, Peeping Tom, Jolly Roger) for no apparent reason or that it was because many serving girls of the era were called Susan.

I'm guessing marketeers decided that the appeal of having 3 z/s sounds in succession would stick in the minds of those they were appealing to...

Posted
1 minute ago, Cloth Ears said:

Some conjecture abounds on this. It's unlikely that it's because Thomas Jefferson had a daughter called Susan, as the device was called a dumbwaiter well into the 19th Century.

 

Are you sure about that, CE?

 

I thought a 'dumb waiter' was the term used (for centuries) for a small (generally hand-operated) lift that was used to get cooked food up 1 or 2 storeys from the kitchen to the dining room!

 

At least - we have a 'dumb waiter' installed in our house, to be able to get cartons of wine from just inside the garage door (ground floor) to the basement ... where my cellar is, instead of having to carry them down one flight of stairs.  :classic_smile:

 

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1 hour ago, andyr said:

 

Are you sure about that, CE?

 

I thought a 'dumb waiter' was the term used (for centuries) for a small (generally hand-operated) lift that was used to get cooked food up 1 or 2 storeys from the kitchen to the dining room!

 

At least - we have a 'dumb waiter' installed in our house, to be able to get cartons of wine from just inside the garage door (ground floor) to the basement ... where my cellar is, instead of having to carry them down one flight of stairs.  :classic_smile:

 

The 'lifts' took their name from the rotating serving trays in the mid 19th C (I think that's the right period) and they shared the name until more recently.





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