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6 hours ago, Addicted to music said:

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It's simple really. Due to the lack of blood flow, it'll just fall off eventually. Problem solved. 

 

Of course, you will be walking around looking pretty 'happy to see you' for a couple of weeks with that bottle in your pants.

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On 08/02/2025 at 3:22 PM, Pim said:

It's simple really. Due to the lack of blood flow, it'll just fall off eventually. Problem solved. 

 

Of course, you will be walking around looking pretty 'happy to see you' for a couple of weeks with that bottle in your pants.

Just wondering how you know this. Did a 'friend' tell you?

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1 hour ago, Batty said:

Just wondering how you know this. Did a 'friend' tell you?

Uhhh, let’s just say yes. 

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On 7/2/2025 at 9:20 PM, wartman said:

Admission.

I thought Sting sang "broke my nose" 

Turns out he sang " wrote my note"

How could you get that wrong?!? 
Still I never knew what the note had to do with a Massage in a Brothel 🤷‍♂️

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9 minutes ago, Bass13 said:

Possibly it's a multi-purpose wrench. for mechanics.🤔

 

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Very handy if the situation arises 

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What an embarrassing pedant I must be for this to be my first comment in years...

An acronym is an abbreviation of a phrase that is pronounced as a word (NATO, scuba, radar etc).

An initialism is an abbreviation of a phrase where the letters are pronounced (FBI, DEI, WTF etc)

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I find these two posts intriguing:

 

On 11/02/2025 at 9:29 AM, Steff said:

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4 minutes ago, Dust said:

What an embarrassing pedant I must be for this to be my first comment in years...

An acronym is an abbreviation of a phrase that is pronounced as a word (NATO, scuba, radar etc).

An initialism is an abbreviation of a phrase where the letters are pronounced (FBI, DEI, WTF etc)

 

I first took Skye B's post as a statement (given there was no question mark at the end).  So I concluded Skye must be someone who is intelligence-deficient.

 

But Dust's clear exposition of acronym vs. initialism (should the word in fact be 'initialym '?) suggested to me that Skye is, probably, merely age-deficient.  I mean ... punctuation is sooo 'Boomer'!  :lol:

 

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11 hours ago, andyr said:

I find these two posts intriguing:

 

 

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I first took Skye B's post as a statement (given there was no question mark at the end).  So I concluded Skye must be someone who is intelligence-deficient.

 

But Dust's clear exposition of acronym vs. initialism (should the word in fact be 'initialym '?) suggested to me that Skye is, probably, merely age-deficient.  I mean ... punctuation is sooo 'Boomer'!  :lol:

 

 

This reminds me of old Clive James conversations  😁

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