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"I'm gonna love you 'til the wheels come off...

 

Oh yeah."

 

 

 

I tried to have it inscribed in my wife's wedding band but we couldn't make it fit  :\

Edited by RankStranger
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I called my congressman and he said

"I'd love to help you son but you're too young to vote"

 

for all of us who got conscripted....

 

cheers

 

mick

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Posted

I've seen the best of men go past

I don't want to be the last

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Ding ding dong dong dong ding dong

Dingy dingy son of a gun

Posted

 

Giving me head on the unmade bed

While the limousines wait in the street

 

 

Stepping up boldly one put out his hand.

He said, "I was just a child then, now I'm only a man."

 

 

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The way that we cheered whenever our team was scoring a touchdown

The time that the floor fell out of my car when I put the clutch down

:lol:

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You have the right to free speech 


as long as you're not dumb enough to actually try it.

 

 


Time slide, place to hide, nudge reality

Foresight, minds wide, magic imagery, oh-ho

 

(Strummer &/or Jones)


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I don't think on why I'm here or where it hurts

I'm just lucky to have the work

(J. Isbell)

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Why'd ya do it, she screamed, after all we've said

Every time I see .............. naaahh, better not ............ :)

Go on I dare ya classic ms faithfull Edited by ozfifer
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Well I don't know if I'm ready to be the man I have to be,

I'll take a breath, I'll take her by my side, we stand in awe, we've created life.

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Then I was plucked from the wet slime, and dropped in tequila.

I lay in a stupor for sometime, and one fine night I was gulped down in a shot

Crash Test Dummies- A Worms Life.

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Won't you come into my room, I wanna show you all my wares.

I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare.

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"She was working in a topless place when I stopped in for a beer

 I just kept looking at the side of her face in the spotlight so clear "

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And don't come home a drinkin

With lovin on your mind

The wonderful Loretta Lynn

So cool that Jack White produced a record for her

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The night was like any other,I got a call 'bout quarter to 9

There was trouble in a roadhouse out on the Michigan line

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